I follow a non-league football team (soccer to you Yanks that read this!) called Wealdstone. This season they moved to a new ground replacing another team who have since gone on to change their name to Tokyngton Manor. I noticed their official result this saturday was
Tokyngton Manor 3 v Cranfield United2 Attendance 2
only in non league could you have only 2 paying customers. Were they indeed one man and his dog?
( as a matter of interest Wealdstone drew 2-2 with an official attendance of 312)